May 2012
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April 2012
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“What men mean when they talk about their “crazy” ex-girlfriend is often that she...”
– Lady, You Really Aren’t “Crazy” (via sparkamovement/glamsoda)
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clientsfromhell: While designing a Sherlock Holmes poster for a children’s theater group.  Client: You know how you have both Watson and Holmes? Just take out Watson and make Holmes bigger.Also, take out Sherlock’s hands. Me: But then the notebook he’s holding will be floating… Client: I can’t overstate how okay I am with a floating notebook. 
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"I live in Poncey-Highlands."
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Rob Delaney: I love Levon Helm and America →
Levon Helm, drummer and singer of The Band, passed away from throat cancer last week. The outpouring of love directed his way over the last week, from every corner of the world, was remarkable. His family did an interesting thing too; they told the world before he died that he was in his final stages of battling cancer. About twenty-four hours after I’d heard the announcement of his declining...
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GIRLS ARE PRETTY: Own Snakes Day! →
Own Snakes Day! Time for you to start owning snakes. You have to own at least two snakes by midnight tonight. “I have a funeral today,” you say. Pet store closes at 9. More than enough time to get there after the funeral. “People are flying in from all over. Friends I haven’t seen since college. The guy who died was really popular and we need to spend some time trying to figure out why he...
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“When you use the word ‘flummox,’ for instance, your tongue is rolling across the...”
– B.K. Loren, from “Word Hoard” in Parabola, v.28, no.3, August 2003 (via apoetreflects)
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Listen The Velvet Underground - Pale Blue Eyes
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Space Whiskey to Be Produced on the International... →
jtotheizzoe: Space Whiskey to Be Produced on the International Space Station. Space Whiskey to Be Produced on the International Space Station. Space Whiskey to Be Produced on the International Space Station. It’s all been worth it, this space stuff.
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