“Soon they will sprout beards and their hair will grow down their backs, and their tennis whites will yellow and then rot off their bodies. And still they will stand out there on Court 18, belting aces and listening as the umpire calls the score. Finally, I suppose, one of them will die.” —
this is so amazing. seriously this guy should be a sports writer. I love this whole thing. zombies & post apocalypse. existential sporting events. amazing.